{"product_id":"oops-emergency-kit-when-disaster-strikes-be-ready","title":"💩 Oops Emergency Kit – When Disaster Strikes, Be Ready","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁💐 Don't forget to grab one for your family and friends — it's a truly unique gift!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0886\/3904\/5919\/files\/c52b61bbe4a0b767118608954cfb8f1c_9385036f-32f6-498c-8f35-ee3f595a2312.jpg?v=1750315952\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy and fast returns by a professional customer service team \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSSL Certificates For 100% Security\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0886\/3904\/5919\/files\/1_0e1c9896-7d58-4007-9e16-6d3330d3932d.jpg?v=1749879137\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"770\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe’ve all been there — that \u003cem data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"576\"\u003eone bad decision\u003c\/em\u003e, that \u003cem data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"602\"\u003eone risky burrito\u003c\/em\u003e, or that \u003cem data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eone sneeze too far\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"636\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen it happens, don’t panic. Just reach for your \u003cstrong\u003eOops Emergency Kit \u003c\/strong\u003e— your pocket-sized lifeline when dignity takes a backseat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompact, discreet, and hilariously practical, this kit turns your worst moment into your best story.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/ed86e9cb2f68974b5caf50211fc4299c01a23743.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1497\" data-end=\"1500\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌟 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1526\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💡 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003eCompact \u0026amp; Discreet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA portable panic button that fits in your glovebox, backpack, or desk drawer. Small enough to save your pride in silence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧻 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1688\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003ePractical Meets Hilarious\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1718\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSure, it’s a gag gift — but it’s also genuinely useful. Perfect for those “oops” moments when laughter is your only coping mechanism.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1718\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/062d0cf76ac805d648b52e20b1a4a102f16283bd.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1897\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1862\" data-end=\"1897\"\u003eThe Gift Everyone Will Remember\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"2031\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for \u003cstrong data-start=\"1908\" data-end=\"1936\"\u003eWhite Elephant exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-start=\"1938\" data-end=\"1958\"\u003ecoworker parties\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-start=\"1960\" data-end=\"1992\"\u003ebachelor\/bachelorette nights\u003c\/strong\u003e, or anyone with a questionable diet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2033\" data-end=\"2066\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🪶 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2040\" data-end=\"2066\"\u003eComfortable \u0026amp; Hygienic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2067\" data-end=\"2202\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes \u003cstrong data-start=\"2076\" data-end=\"2106\"\u003esoft, disposable underwear\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-start=\"2111\" data-end=\"2133\"\u003ealcohol-free wipes\u003c\/strong\u003e for sensitive situations. (Let’s just say, we’ve got you covered.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2204\" data-end=\"2243\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2211\" data-end=\"2243\"\u003eNot Flushable. Not Optional.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2244\" data-end=\"2332\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause some things in life are better handled responsibly… and never spoken of again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2244\" data-end=\"2332\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/61869e88d388ab06b4993c47be3a93bf8b6854ab.jpeg\" alt=\"preview\" width=\"480\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"preview\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2334\" data-end=\"2337\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2365\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2345\" data-end=\"2365\"\u003eCustomer Reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2367\" data-end=\"2545\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2377\" data-end=\"2380\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2380\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003e“Funniest Gift Ever!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2405\" data-end=\"2408\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGave this to my coworker during Secret Santa and everyone cried laughing. The tin is surprisingly high quality!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2519\" data-end=\"2522\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e— \u003cem data-start=\"2524\" data-end=\"2545\"\u003eLisa M., Denver, CO\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2367\" data-end=\"2545\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2524\" data-end=\"2545\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/a75635e6728a646815a60836ebab25b2ec23ea70.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2725\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2557\" data-end=\"2560\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2560\" data-end=\"2597\"\u003e“Saved My Dignity on a Road Trip”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2597\" data-end=\"2600\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWas meant as a joke but ended up saving me on a 6-hour drive. Never leaving home without it again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2698\" data-end=\"2701\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e— \u003cem data-start=\"2703\" data-end=\"2725\"\u003eJake P., Atlanta, GA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2725\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2703\" data-end=\"2725\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/ca05e42e74f48baa2f3c34d97e548cf5056cdd15.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2727\" data-end=\"2864\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2737\" data-end=\"2740\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2740\" data-end=\"2766\"\u003e“The Perfect Gag Gift”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2766\" data-end=\"2769\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsolutely hilarious. The disposable underwear was the cherry on top.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2838\" data-end=\"2841\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e— \u003cem data-start=\"2843\" data-end=\"2864\"\u003eTina R., Austin, TX\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2727\" data-end=\"2864\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2843\" data-end=\"2864\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/0bbc512b7653bdc2cd6663a480ec1abbd5ae73ae.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2866\" data-end=\"3004\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2874\" data-end=\"2877\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2877\" data-end=\"2902\"\u003e“Too Real, Too Funny”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2902\" data-end=\"2905\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBought three for a White Elephant exchange. Everyone fought over them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2975\" data-end=\"2978\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e— \u003cem data-start=\"2980\" data-end=\"3004\"\u003eBrian W., Portland, OR\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2866\" data-end=\"3004\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2980\" data-end=\"3004\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/82b51c1aebd66596996220f8eb6aae48e9f458f9.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3006\" data-end=\"3163\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3016\" data-end=\"3019\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3019\" data-end=\"3041\"\u003e“Practical Humor!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3041\" data-end=\"3044\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho knew something this funny could actually be so well-made? Great quality, great laughs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3134\" data-end=\"3137\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e— \u003cem data-start=\"3139\" data-end=\"3163\"\u003eAmanda C., Chicago, IL\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3006\" data-end=\"3163\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"3139\" data-end=\"3163\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/e7e2a859a2ae246851329e00dd877820cd721e1e.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"910\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😅 \u003cstrong data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"910\"\u003eWhat’s Inside the Kit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach travel-sized tin (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-eleid=\"5-4\"\u003e12.5*9.5*4.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e) includes every essential to restore your confidence (and cleanliness):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧻 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003eTissues\u003c\/strong\u003e – For the immediate aftermath\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1111\"\u003eAlcohol-Free Wet Wipes (10 pack)\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gentle, effective cleanup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🩲 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003eDisposable White Underwear\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because sometimes, escape is the best option\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1227\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eEmergency Instruction Card\u003c\/strong\u003e – Step-by-step guidance for the unthinkable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1311\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🏅 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1314\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003eSurvivor’s Badge\u003c\/strong\u003e – Wear it proudly (or secretly)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1390\"\u003eKeepsake Tin\u003c\/strong\u003e – Small enough to carry anywhere… just in case\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot flushable. Not forgettable. Definitely functional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/944e4b8ef27b8e347ae1e344faca43d1266dda47.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"596\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3165\" data-end=\"3168\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3170\" data-end=\"3221\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔧 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3176\" data-end=\"3221\"\u003eHow to Use (When the Unthinkable Happens)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3223\" data-end=\"3689\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3223\" data-end=\"3291\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3226\" data-end=\"3291\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3226\" data-end=\"3248\"\u003eStep 1: Stay Calm.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3248\" data-end=\"3251\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ve trained for this. (Kind of.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3292\" data-end=\"3420\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3295\" data-end=\"3420\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3295\" data-end=\"3320\"\u003eStep 2: Open the Tin.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3320\" data-end=\"3323\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside lies your salvation — wipes, tissues, and your new best friend: disposable underwear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3421\" data-end=\"3541\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3424\" data-end=\"3541\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3424\" data-end=\"3466\"\u003eStep 3: Follow Emergency Instructions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3466\" data-end=\"3469\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse wipes first, then tissues, then the fresh pair. Badge optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3542\" data-end=\"3620\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3545\" data-end=\"3620\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3545\" data-end=\"3577\"\u003eStep 4: Dispose Responsibly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3577\" data-end=\"3580\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot flushable. Handle with dignity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3621\" data-end=\"3689\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3624\" data-end=\"3689\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3624\" data-end=\"3644\"\u003eStep 5: Move On.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3644\" data-end=\"3647\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ve survived. You’re stronger now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3691\" data-end=\"3694\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3696\" data-end=\"3717\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3702\" data-end=\"3717\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3719\" data-end=\"3943\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3719\" data-end=\"3761\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3721\" data-end=\"3761\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite Elephant or Secret Santa parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3762\" data-end=\"3796\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3764\" data-end=\"3796\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBachelor or bachelorette gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3797\" data-end=\"3838\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3799\" data-end=\"3838\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoworkers with \u003cem data-start=\"3814\" data-end=\"3836\"\u003equestionable lunches\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3839\" data-end=\"3886\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3841\" data-end=\"3886\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFriends who think “it won’t happen to them”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3887\" data-end=\"3943\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3889\" data-end=\"3943\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone with a good sense of humor and a weak stomach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.besttechcloud.com\/image\/620779e794b876937ecce42dfcdef344f2816d30.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3950\" data-end=\"3962\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❓ \u003cstrong data-start=\"3955\" data-end=\"3962\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3964\" data-end=\"4110\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3964\" data-end=\"4008\"\u003eQ: Is it just a joke or actually useful?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4008\" data-end=\"4011\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA: Both! It’s designed to be hilarious \u003cem data-start=\"4050\" data-end=\"4055\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e functional. Every item inside serves a real purpose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4112\" data-end=\"4215\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4112\" data-end=\"4140\"\u003eQ: What size is the tin?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4140\" data-end=\"4143\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-eleid=\"5-4\"\u003e12.5*9.5*4.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e— small enough to fit in a purse, glovebox, or backpack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4217\" data-end=\"4324\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4217\" data-end=\"4249\"\u003eQ: Can I flush the contents?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4249\" data-end=\"4252\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA: Nope. 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